Officer Michaels Quotes
- I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels — Superbad
- Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone. — Superbad
- Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels — Superbad
- We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels — Superbad
- Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels — Superbad