Best Officer Thoughts
280 Officer quotes by 237 unique authors
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When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car.
— Reese Witherspoon
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Yeah. Floyd is his batman." His what?" Batman, like in the British army, each officer had a batman, a personal servant." You spend too much…
— Robert B. Parker
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Some women's love of being loved is insatiable; and so, often, is their love of loving; and in the last case they may find that…
— Thomas Hardy
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personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not…
— Don Marquis
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I collect church collapses, recreationally. Did you see the recent one in Sicily? Marvelous! The facade fell on sixty-five grandmothers at a special mass. Was…
— Thomas Harris
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The General hopes and trusts that every officer and man will endeavor to live and act as becomes a Christian soldier defending the dearest rights…
— George Washington
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The network told me to get rid of Number One, the woman first lieutenant, and also get rid of 'that Martian fellow'... meaning, of course,…
— Gene Roddenberry
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And there's a cop over there." "What?" the boy said, glancing at the D.C. police officer that stood at the corner of the street, "You…
— Ally Carter
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She looked into the distance, and the old terror flamed up for an instant, then sank again. Edna heard her father's voice and her sister…
— Kate Chopin
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I have now been an officer in this Church for a very long time. I am an old man who cannot deny the calendar. I…
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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She suddenly began to jump up and down, screaming at the top of her lungs. "The arks are after me! The arks are after me!…
— Ted Dekker
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I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?" Well, you should be more…
— Sherman Alexie
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The officer looked at Daisy while she was speaking, in a way that every young girl wants to be looked at sometime, and because it…
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
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What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?
— Augusten Burroughs
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Like officer Dave.He's never said much about his life, but I can tell he's scarred. And he knows I'm scarred too. The wounded always recognize…
— Sherman Alexie
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I'm putting you in Dink Meeker's toon. From now on, as far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God." "Then who are you?" "The personnel…
— Orson Scott Card
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Hello, Officer? Can you help me? My dad got turned into a zombie. You know, we’ve been travelling around getting rid of things that aren’t…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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Not many girls would have used their wits the way you did," the officer observed.
— Carolyn Keene
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If a police officer arrests a mime, does he need to tell him he has the right to remain silent.
— Jess Walter
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When people discuss his plays, he says that he feels like he's standing at customs watching an official ransack his luggage. He cheerfully declares responsibility…
— Tom Stoppard
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I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
— Jasper Fforde
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Could I just use the loo?” I asked the nice officer. “No.” She closed the door in my face, As if I might rig an…
— Rick Riordan
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Romanian? That's impressive," said Jace. "Not many people speak it." "Do you?" Sebastian asked with interest. "Not really," Jace said with a smile so disarming…
— Cassandra Clare
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This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives…
— Eoin Colfer
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He picked up the letter Q and hurled it into a distant privet bush where it hit a young rabbit. The rabbit hurtled off in…
— Douglas Adams
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