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- Even now, we make no apologies for the choice we made. The sacrifices we made were selfless. The options we offered were… — Ibrahim Babangida
- Success begets success. I've been offered a lot of movies now that '30 Rock' has been successful. — Alec Baldwin
- This has always been a man's world, and none of the reasons that have been offered in explanation have seemed adequate. — Simone de Beauvoir
- Mirth is the sweet wine of human life. It should be offered sparkling with zestful life unto God. — Henry Ward Beecher
- During our travels, the Indians entertained me well; and their affection for me was so great, that they utterly refused to leave… — Daniel Boone
- My m.o. as far as choosing projects is I really try not to work. I try to not do the scripts that… — Jeff Bridges
- My m.o. as far as choosing projects is I really try not to work. I try to not do the scripts that… — Jeff Bridges
- I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through… — Alton Brown
- The Dancing Girls of Lahore was offered to dozens of British publishers and was turned down by everyone. It is still on… — Louise Brown
- Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of… — William S. Burroughs
- In the beginning, it wasn't even a question of deciding I'm going to do independent film and not commercial films - I… — Steve Buscemi
- I was offered a job on Wall Street by my uncle. But I wanted to get out. Make-it-on-my-own kinda thing. — George H. W. Bush