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Off Quotes by Charles Bukowski
- I am ashamed to be a member of the human race but I don't want to add any more to that shame, I want to…
- To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to…
- it doesn't matter if Prince Charles falls off his horse or that the hummingbird is so seldom seen or that we are too senseless to…
- I'm going to open another vottle. not a vottle, but a bottle. you open it and I'll drink it. and you try to write as…
- The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little more off…
- The dog approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna sandwich, ripped off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed it on the…
- He asked, "What makes a man a writer?" "Well," I said, "it's simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge.
- Fay had a spot of blood on the left side of her mouth and I took a wet cloth and wiped it off. Women were…
- The blankets had fallen off and I stared down at her white back, the shoulder blades sticking out as if they wanted to grow into…
- The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.
- he asked, "what makes a man a writer?" "well," I said, "it's simple, it's either you get it down on paper or you jump off…
- I lapsed into my pathetic cut-off period. Often with humans, both good and bad, my senses simply shut off, they get tired, I give up.…
- The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more…
- I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an oil change. I'd…
- The more crap you believe, the better off you are.
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