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- (Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something…
- Don't be stupid. You're a child. You don't know what it means to be in love." And she flung open the car door as if…
- Not according to this," Jazz said, taking the report. "No evidence of sexual activity or anything like it." "Well, there's that," Howie said, sounding relieved.…
- And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off…
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