Off Quotes

15597 quotes by 8408 authors

Looks like somebody beat the bricks off your motherfucking ass. — Day-Day
Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big… — Uncle Elroy
Heaven and a... fuck all that shit! Y'all hos gotta get up off the corner with that. — Day-Day
Heat, ma'am! it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in… — Sydney Smith
Any more gunplay gets answered. You call the law in Sampson, you don't get to call it off just cause you're liquored up and popular… — Seth Bullock
Hickok's half-women friend's off somewheres on a tear. The orphan square head's in the widow's care. The widow feels put upon. She's asked me to… — EB Farnum
Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy… — Devon
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin'… — Hank Moody
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. — Mary Ellen Kelly
Milli Vanilli paid us off in bicycle shorts and hair extensions. — The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane
Nicki she just mad cause u took the spot,word that bitch mad cause I took the spot,well bitch if you aint shittin then get off… — Nicki Minaj
Bitches want riches so they try to slide the rubber off , when you get pregant when u stuid hoes gone learn they leson — Lil Boosie
Criticizee Mehh All Youhh Wantt, iM Onee Off A Kindd Ndd No Onee Will Evaa Chanqee Dhatt.! — Unknown Author
Keep you off my mind cause I'm fine without you on my time. — Drake
I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man. — Cady
At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But… — Coach Carr
Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism! — Gretchen
There are two kinds of sparks, the one that goes off with a hitch like a match, but it burns quickly. The other is the… — Timothy Oliveira
Bitches Want Riches So They Trynna Slide The Rubber Off , Trynna Get Pregnant ! When You Stupid Hoes Gone Learn Ya Lesson ? — Lil Boosie
YMCMB these niggas make it so hard to be friendly when I know part of its envy. Tryna fill the shoes, nigga so far these… — Drake

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