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Don't say I'm better off dead. Because heaven's full and hell won't have me. — Bring Me The Horizon
Failing all of my classes. dad didnt take it so well. but that what happens when you dont see your best friend for 6 months.… — Patience
Lets post quotes off of songs and NOT think for ourselves. — Karishma Brahmbhatt
With his back still to me Heath speaks up his voice sounding strange. He is still in his room. I pause for a moment then… — Unknown Author
~Dear Depression, you need to leave me alone already everyday you're screaming at me and telling me how terrible I am you make me replay… — Unknown Author
~Dear Mom, sorry but your better off without me in your life.. your nothing but a DRUG ADDICT and your never gonna change... I gave… — Unknown Author
If you got problem with my friends and girls I love, Like Summer, Patiences, Ashley, Fade.... You come deal with me, I will give you… — Unkown
I took a step back, then another. Trust me it was exciting but I couldn't catch my breath. I went to take another step when… — Unknown Author
Ok so I just had the best night. I went over my boyfriends house for dinner and when I got home I was like 45… — Fading_scars
We're friends,you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your stupid ass! — Bubbles
Being pissed off in church is like being sad during sex. — Bubbles
Never piss me off 'cause I have a bad bludder — Duncan Ramashitja
I gurantee you I'm going to be the most stupidest person you'll ever meet! xD like forreal, I'm so stupid I get tangled up in… — Patience
There I was, way off my ambitions, getting deeper in love every minute. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I never expected a die-hard romantic lover. I never dreamt of a so pretty beautiful girl who would sweep me off my feet. I just… — Anurag Prakash Ray
When that fish thing fell off the bubbly thing XDDDD :') I couldn't even stop laughing. c': — Jasmine Laura
She flicked me off. — Unknown Author
My moms friend,'' Are playin' games? 'Cause pill bottles don't go missing for nothing.'' Me: Are you fuckin' serious? Blaming me? Your cool. Him: What?… — Jasmine Laura
How bout you fuck off instead of trying to fuck up the day? — Dizzy Wright
Never let life get you down. The second it does pick yourself up off the floor and show the world what your made of. — Chinier Bennett

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