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Obituary Quotes by Clarence Darrow
- Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.
- Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against…
- We're all killers at heart . . . . I have never taken anybody's life, but I have often read obituary notices with considerable satisfaction.
- I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
More Obituary Quotes
- There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. — Brendan Behan
- All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. — Brendan Behan
- When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
- I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. — George Burns
- My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section. — Norm Crosby
- Biography is a very definite region bounded on the north by history, on the south by fiction, on the east by obituary,… — Philip Guedalla
- Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead. — Mark Harmon
- If you could have a famous writer, dead or alive, write an obituary for you and really puff you up to have… — Padgett Powell
- There's no bad publicity except an obituary. — Brendan Behan
- Men in the uniform of Wall Street retirement: black Chesterfield coat, rimless glasses and the Times folded to the obituary page.. — Jimmy Breslin
- I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page. — Art Buchwald
- I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard… — Spencer Abraham