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51 Noodles quotes by 46 unique authors

... because real thoughts come from outside and travel with us like the noodle soup we take to work; in other words, inquisitors burn books… — Bohumil Hrabal
Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your door keyes. Laugh.… — Jenny Downham
The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them… — William Goldman
Yes, but I’ve already made my fortune in other things. (Solin) Such as? (Geary) Viagra. My brother learned to take a personal problem and profit… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We can do anything. It’s not because our hearts are large, they’re not, it’s what we struggle with. The attempt to say Come over. Bring… — Richard Siken
Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in… — Karen Marie Moning
OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?! — Natsuki Takaya
Sam was starting to feel anxious. Nutella and noodles were fine. Great in fact. Miraculous. But he'd been hoping for more food more water more… — Michael Grant
I’m not as good as a man as you are, Sundown. I find it hard to give an enemy my back under any circumstance.” –… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It turns out that Molly wasn't her mother's daughter in that respect. Charity was like the MacGuyver of the kitchen. She could whip up a… — Jim Butcher
She led him past the engine room, which looked like a very dangerous, mechanized jungle gym, with pipes and pistons and tubes jutting from a… — Rick Riordan
Memory, in my opinion, is a complete noodle. It hangs on the silliest things but forgets the stuff that really matters. — Ellen Potter
I have a lot of fans who are in the prison system, where ramen noodles are a kind of staple. Prisoners are always sending me… — Chuck Palahniuk
If you break our friendship or forget me :(...I will hang myself with noodles, cut my veins with rubber knife, and blast my head with… — Asli
He was biting me and now I am cover with noodles lol — Luna
When it's pouring outside, there's nothing like a bowl of Beef Mami to fill you up. Made with beef brisket and egg noodles, this soup… — Akoo
Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow… — Oogway
You know Po, this could really be good, just you, me, and noodles, like the old days before you got. — Mr Ping
Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000… — Mitch Hedberg
She short on rent, landlord tripping, tired of eating noodles that taste like chickendont really like hoeing- aint hard to tell, but when all else… — Big KRIT
The Big Punisher is Ready, meet me at Vito's with noodles, we'll do this dude while he's slurpin spaghetti. — Big Pun
ThatAwkwardMoment...when your making some noodles and you misplace the flavor packet... — Freshly Snipes
Get me some ramen noodles immediately. — Lo Bosworth
Don't look at me funny cuz I put Doritos in my noodles — Lynwood Agee
I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made… — Paula Poundstone

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