Non Alcoholic Quotes
- If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg
- I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so… — Mike Ditka
- Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert
- Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips. — Robert D Dangoor
- Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja