Best Nipples Sayings

72 Nipples quotes by 60 unique authors

Me: lol is nipples supposed to have hair on it? xDD. Me: becausse one part of my nipple alwways grows like 1 fucking hair on… — Patience
I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples. — Green Monk
I love him. That's all I gotta say. Just saying if you even try to even get with him. or even try to flirt. I'll… — Patience
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys. — Green Monk
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
Ive got a toe that is bent out. It was born deformed. Ive got massive nipples as well fucking massive. I dont Know, none of… — Oliver Sykes
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
Tickle my nipples with a feather.....(.) (.) — Adam Sandler
My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin'… — Kevin Hart
Patrick Verona: What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples? — 10 Things I Hate About You
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
Men's magazines have nipples so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle.… — Jessica Alba
Now Females are getting there Nipples Periced But guess who I know that wear clip on's?! — Taylor London
As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples? — Rachel Green
These niggas think they hard, these niggas just nipples. I pop a nigga like a 'sicle, drop a nigga like a missle. Mo' money mo'… — Lil Wayne
I will miss you and forever miss you-- I will always remember who gave me my nickname vamp mr.nipples lol rest in peace vamp mrs.nipples — Megan Sartin
???? sent 2d ago from vamp_mr.nipples megan DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.… — Megan Sartin
It takes nipples to be a Boob. — Nikhil Saluja
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Mia Lugo
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja
Some chick has a dress made entirely of razor blades. I feel bad for her nipples. — Neil Patrick Harris
Every day I find out if I'm getting too fat by checking if I can lick my own nipples. Looks like I'm good until the… — Nikhil Saluja

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