Nick Quotes

334 Nick quotes by 123 unique authors

How can this be your car? (Nick) Well, I wrote a really big check that didn’t bounce to the dealer and then the most amazing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can’t touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
By the way, don’t breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What made you immortal? (Nick) Really good DNA. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, come on. I have to know about the who-do voodoo that you do. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.) Please don’t hurt… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You’re really not right, are you? Yeah, I know. It was all the paint chips I ate as a kid. They were good, but chromosomally… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Is he a good boy? (Cherise) No, Mom, he’s Satan incarnate. In fact, once it’s over, we’re going to get liquored up and tattooed, then… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yes, he’s a good boy. Never been in trouble at school and he’s on the honor roll. Captain of the football team. All-around psycho serial… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Possible or not, they tried to turn me into a Nick McNugget. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, isn’t that interesting. (Bubba) I ain’t your science experiment, Bubba. I don’t want to be interesting and I definitely don’t want to be a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I’m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Please don’t let it be another cop. I’m outta bail money. Wait a minute…I could sell you on eBay and make a killing. (Mark) Not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy. (Caleb) Yeah, and usually a lot of Tylenol. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What are you talking about? Are you for real? (Nick) What do you mean? The Simi’s not turning invisible again, is she? Ooo, that would… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We’ve got to get these guys to Bubba’s. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi) Yes. (Nick and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can’t be me. (Caleb) Why? You afraid of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Someone else has to be disseminating it. (Mark) Dis-a what? (Nick) Disseminating. It means distributing it. (Mark) Then why didn’t you say that? (Nick) Remind… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just minutes… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Good question. (Acheron) I have a better one. How are we going to clean up this mess? (Kyrian) Nah, mine’s even better. How do you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you haven’t been betrayed yet, Nick. You don’t know what that’s like. What it does to you. The scars it leaves that never fade.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We’re multigenerational Squires. (Carl) Which means what? You prance around with tinfoil armor and plastic swords pretending to be knights? (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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