Newts Quotes

60 Newts quotes by 37 unique authors

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich. — David Letterman
Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning. — David Letterman
Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get… — David Letterman
Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex. — David Letterman
By the grey woods, by the swamp, where the toad and newt encamp, by the dismal tarns and pools, where dwell the Gouls. By each… — Edgar Allan Poe
I'm not a Gingrich fan. He's just difficult to work with. It's either Newt's way or the highway. — Bob Dole
I've had great pleasure meeting the likes of Newt Gingrich and having a chat with the fellow on a staircase. I found him completely dishonest… — John Lydon
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will… — Bill Maher
The progressive movement needs more crazy and amoral/immoral right-wing politicians and pundits like Tom DeLay and Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity. — Moby
I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his… — Dylan Moran
I have no question that Newt Gingrich has the heart of a conservative reformer, the ability to rally and captivate the conservative movement. — Rick Perry
Newt Gingrich has a restless and outsized intelligence that is tragically unleavened by any kind of critical sensibility. — John Podhoretz
Newt Gingrich never received more than 100,000 votes in his life. He'll never be president. — John Podhoretz
Newt Gingrich would be a much better president than Barack Obama. — Rick Santorum
Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously. — Maurice Sendak
I think Newt Gingrich has a proven track record of changing Washington and getting results. — J C Watts
Consider in Washington, around the country today we are talking about balanced budgets, paying down our national debt, getting the economy going, defending ourselves, activist… — J C Watts
What’s this here,” he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?” Oh, we have to have them,” said Newt, “We burn them.” Say… — Terry Pratchett
Self-taught, are you?" Julian Castle asked Newt. "Isn't everybody?" Newt inquired. "Very good answer. — Kurt Vonnegut
She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better... — Graham Chapman
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa
Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly… — Graham Chapman
The painting was framed in a misty view of sky, sea, and valley. Newt's painting was small, black, and warty. It consisted of scratches made… — Kurt Vonnegut
Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it… — Clive Barker
Numb, I took the perfectly browned puff. Okay. Let me see if I have this right. Al provokes me into defending myself. I nearly kill… — Kim Harrison

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