Newt Quotes

68 Newt quotes by 42 unique authors

Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get… — David Letterman
Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex. — David Letterman
By the grey woods, by the swamp, where the toad and newt encamp, by the dismal tarns and pools, where dwell the Gouls. By each… — Edgar Allan Poe
I'm not a Gingrich fan. He's just difficult to work with. It's either Newt's way or the highway. — Bob Dole
I've had great pleasure meeting the likes of Newt Gingrich and having a chat with the fellow on a staircase. I found him completely dishonest… — John Lydon
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will… — Bill Maher
The progressive movement needs more crazy and amoral/immoral right-wing politicians and pundits like Tom DeLay and Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity. — Unknown Author
I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his… — Dylan Moran
I have no question that Newt Gingrich has the heart of a conservative reformer, the ability to rally and captivate the conservative movement. — Rick Perry
Newt Gingrich has a restless and outsized intelligence that is tragically unleavened by any kind of critical sensibility. — John Podhoretz
Newt Gingrich never received more than 100,000 votes in his life. He'll never be president. — John Podhoretz
Newt Gingrich would be a much better president than Barack Obama. — Rick Santorum
Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously. — Maurice Sendak
I think Newt Gingrich has a proven track record of changing Washington and getting results. — J C Watts
Consider in Washington, around the country today we are talking about balanced budgets, paying down our national debt, getting the economy going, defending ourselves, activist… — J C Watts
What’s this here,” he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?” Oh, we have to have them,” said Newt, “We burn them.” Say… — Terry Pratchett
Self-taught, are you?" Julian Castle asked Newt. "Isn't everybody?" Newt inquired. "Very good answer. — Kurt Vonnegut
She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better... — Graham Chapman
Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly… — Graham Chapman
Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it… — Clive Barker
Numb, I took the perfectly browned puff. Okay. Let me see if I have this right. Al provokes me into defending myself. I nearly kill… — Kim Harrison
I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack… — James Dashner
Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby. "Go ahead," Newt replied. Minho nodded and faced the… — James Dashner
Whatever had happened to him [Newt] out there — maybe even related to his lingering ankle injury — had been truly awful. — James Dashner
Newt spun, making her robe unfurl. “He’s my familiar, bought and paid for. I can claim anything of his. Even his life.” Al cleared his… — Kim Harrison

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