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- For a fortnight nobody at all emailed me, or posted a follow-up. Doesn't anyone care, I thought? It turned out my newsreader… — Graham Nelson
- We have newsreaders behaving like actors, lowering their voices if it's a sad story, as if we didn't know it's a sad… — Tom Baker
- You don't need to know this - but here goes: due to some acquired infantilism, I feel compelled to fall asleep listening… — Will Self
- Why was it that when noughts committed criminal acts, the fact that they were noughts was always pointed out? The banker was… — Malorie Blackman
- In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a… — South Park