Newsreader Quotes
- For a fortnight nobody at all emailed me, or posted a follow-up. Doesn't anyone care, I thought? It turned out my newsreader was broken, and… — Graham Nelson
- We have newsreaders behaving like actors, lowering their voices if it's a sad story, as if we didn't know it's a sad story. There isn't… — Tom Baker
- You don't need to know this - but here goes: due to some acquired infantilism, I feel compelled to fall asleep listening to the radio.… — Will Self
- Why was it that when noughts committed criminal acts, the fact that they were noughts was always pointed out? The banker was a Cross. The… — Malorie Blackman
- In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a… — South Park