Best New Jersey Wisdom

184 New Jersey quotes by 140 unique authors

Me and my older brother had our own crib in New Jersey. We had the car, driving around with no license. — Akon
What died? — Unknown Author
The language barrier was the toughest transition when coming to the US. Learning to speak English. Nobody in the U.S. really speaks French. Well, not… — Akon
There was a period of time at Saturday Night Live when I wasn't in a relationship, so I got a taste of what [the single… — Will Ferrell
I'm pretty crazy about the Yankees. When I can't actually watch a game, I TiVo it. I am also a die hard Dallas Cowboys fan.… — Nick Jonas
All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh? — John Mcclane
I was born in Philadelphia, I lived in New Jersey for a short time, and then I moved to England, when I was a kid.… — Lauren Cohan
Lawmakers in New Jersey are proposing a ban on Brazilian waxing. If it passes New Jersey will change its nickname to the Over-Grown Garden State. — Seth Meyers
A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time police… — Seth Meyers

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