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- Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. — Phil Ochs
- My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik
- A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away — Michael Owen
- Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither… — Charles Bukowski
- She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again."… — Maureen Johnson
- Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling
- Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need… — Rick Riordan
- Anyone who has ever scanned the bookshelves of a new girlfriend or boyfriend- or peeked inside his or her medicine cabinet- understands… — Malcolm Gladwell