New Girlfriend Quotes

21 quotes by 21 authors

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. — Phil Ochs
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik
A new club is like having a new girlfriend â€“ you don't have feelings straight away — Michael Owen
Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither new girlfriends, health… — Charles Bukowski
She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again." "He's got a… — Maureen Johnson
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling
Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well,… — Rick Riordan
Anyone who has ever scanned the bookshelves of a new girlfriend or boyfriend- or peeked inside his or her medicine cabinet- understands this implicitly; you… — Malcolm Gladwell
I never wanted to break up, that is just a lie, I know you've already told a billion girls I was a bitch and made… — Ana
Hello I'm Valerie I'm new hearrrrr. I'm 5'5 anddd I'm 16 n pregnant I'm havin a girl:). Yes I'm still CONTACTIN my baby's father(we no… — Proud Mother
Noo. I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. Because she's dating a selfish unfaithful assshole that once was mine but without giving a fukk she's… — Nobody
I get hurt when my ex boyfriend make a relationship with his new girlfriend . he makes me jealous . every night I m cry… — Jealous Quotes
If your ex ceeps calling you, tell him its over and that you have moved on. If that doesn't work tell him to F off.… — Ashley Chorney
I Miss You SO Much, Your New Girlfriend Is A Lucky Individual. — Broken Hearted Girl
When you 'TRY' to show of your new girlfriend to your ex . HA FAIL .-. — MeMysealf &Time
Ohh thats your new girlfriend , hmm let her know she is irrelevant two me (; — Jessica Mcdoodle
Its hard when u see ur best friend with his new girlfriend and they are laughing and cuddling... You stop and think, why cant that… — Shelby Blackmon
Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse — Erick Otieno
Even though you have a new Girlfriend we still talk on the phone for hours when I'm awake,You still write letters and send me flowers… — Young Siddiq Prince
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. hehehe lolz its true why cry for this?? :D (ENJOY LIFE!!) — Kimmy :0

Who Wrote These New Girlfriend Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 21 New Girlfriend Quotes as follows: