New Girlfriend Quotes
21 quotes by 21 authors
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Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
— Phil Ochs
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away
— Michael Owen
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Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither new girlfriends, health…
— Charles Bukowski
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She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again." "He's got a…
— Maureen Johnson
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Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
— Robert Harling
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Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well,…
— Rick Riordan
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Anyone who has ever scanned the bookshelves of a new girlfriend or boyfriend- or peeked inside his or her medicine cabinet- understands this implicitly; you…
— Malcolm Gladwell
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I never wanted to break up, that is just a lie, I know you've already told a billion girls I was a bitch and made…
— Ana
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Hello I'm Valerie I'm new hearrrrr. I'm 5'5 anddd I'm 16 n pregnant I'm havin a girl:). Yes I'm still CONTACTIN my baby's father(we no…
— Proud Mother
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Noo. I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. Because she's dating a selfish unfaithful assshole that once was mine but without giving a fukk she's…
— Nobody
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I get hurt when my ex boyfriend make a relationship with his new girlfriend . he makes me jealous . every night I m cry…
— Jealous Quotes
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If your ex ceeps calling you, tell him its over and that you have moved on. If that doesn't work tell him to F off.…
— Ashley Chorney
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I Miss You SO Much, Your New Girlfriend Is A Lucky Individual.
— Broken Hearted Girl
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When you 'TRY' to show of your new girlfriend to your ex . HA FAIL .-.
— MeMysealf &Time
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Ohh thats your new girlfriend , hmm let her know she is irrelevant two me (;
— Jessica Mcdoodle
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Its hard when u see ur best friend with his new girlfriend and they are laughing and cuddling... You stop and think, why cant that…
— Shelby Blackmon
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse
— Erick Otieno
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Even though you have a new Girlfriend we still talk on the phone for hours when I'm awake,You still write letters and send me flowers…
— Young Siddiq Prince
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. hehehe lolz its true why cry for this?? :D (ENJOY LIFE!!)
— Kimmy :0
Who Wrote These New Girlfriend Quotes
21 authors contributed a total of 21 New Girlfriend Quotes as follows: