« All New Functions Quotes · Doug Larson's Page

New Functions Quotes by Doug Larson

1 New Functions quote by Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

More Quotes by Doug Larson

Doug Larson has 64 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

See all 64 quotes by Doug Larson »

More New Functions Quotes

Popular New Functions quotes from across the collection:

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. — Doug Larson
We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new… — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

See all New Functions Quotes »

Browse Doug Larson Quotes by Category

12 Inspirational Quotes by Doug Larson 9 You Quotes by Doug Larson 9 People Quotes by Doug Larson 8 Funny Quotes by Doug Larson 7 One Quotes by Doug Larson 6 Things Quotes by Doug Larson 6 Only Quotes by Doug Larson 6 Life Quotes by Doug Larson 6 Good Quotes by Doug Larson 5 From Quotes by Doug Larson 4 Would Quotes by Doug Larson 4 More Quotes by Doug Larson