Best Navel Quotes
39 Navel quotes by 34 unique authors
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As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed…
— Jeff Lindsay
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A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over,…
— Christopher Moore
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Farms and food production should be, I submit, at least as important as who pierced their navel in Hollywood this week. Please tell me I'm…
— Joel Salatin
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I hate going to the gym, so sweating outdoors sure beats sitting on a stationary bike staring at my navel.
— Tom Selleck
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There was a time when people had the decency to wait until they were approaching 50 to have a mid-life crisis. Now it seems many…
— Mark Barrowcliffe
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three…
— Fred Allen
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A man should kiss his wife's navel every day
— Unknown Author
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THE REAL BEAUTiful: no need to show cleavage, no need to show the navel, not need to be make up, not edited the pictures, and…
— Innah Delos Angeles
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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.…
— Bill Hicks
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I like when you talk because your voice is angel-ess, I want to kiss you on your space below the navel at the place that…
— Kid Cudi
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I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit' yo navel!
— Madea
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Now I been shot in the neck, that was almost fatal. Now I'm the Shoot-a-Homie never under the navel.
— Red Cafe
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Cancel concerts to stay with you and watch cable Kiss your navel, candlelights on the table You never cared if I was financially stable.
— SPM
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Four hours it takes to film for one hour of show, inside the actor's studio. There was a guy in the front row who slept…
— David Duchovny
Who Wrote These Navel Quotes
34 authors contributed a total of 39 Navel Quotes, led by these top contributors: