Best Navel Quotes

39 Navel quotes by 34 unique authors

As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed… — Jeff Lindsay
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over,… — Christopher Moore
Farms and food production should be, I submit, at least as important as who pierced their navel in Hollywood this week. Please tell me I'm… — Joel Salatin
I hate going to the gym, so sweating outdoors sure beats sitting on a stationary bike staring at my navel. — Tom Selleck
There was a time when people had the decency to wait until they were approaching 50 to have a mid-life crisis. Now it seems many… — Mark Barrowcliffe
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three… — Fred Allen
A man should kiss his wife's navel every day — Unknown Author
THE REAL BEAUTiful: no need to show cleavage, no need to show the navel, not need to be make up, not edited the pictures, and… — Innah Delos Angeles
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… — Bill Hicks
I like when you talk because your voice is angel-ess, I want to kiss you on your space below the navel at the place that… — Kid Cudi
I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit' yo navel! — Madea
Now I been shot in the neck, that was almost fatal. Now I'm the Shoot-a-Homie never under the navel. — Red Cafe
Cancel concerts to stay with you and watch cable Kiss your navel, candlelights on the table You never cared if I was financially stable. — SPM
Four hours it takes to film for one hour of show, inside the actor's studio. There was a guy in the front row who slept… — David Duchovny

Who Wrote These Navel Quotes

34 authors contributed a total of 39 Navel Quotes, led by these top contributors: