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All my friends and peers keep asking me when I'm going to rest - I just tell them it's another dirty four-letter word! — Dionne Warwick
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens. — Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I'm not mean… — Venus Williams
When you're playing the good guy, you want to find the dirty parts - and when you're playing the bad guy, you want to find… — Patrick Wilson
Claudia, you've been a very very naughty little girl. — Anne Rice
Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not… — Joss Whedon
But if you caught my informant,' said Achilles, 'why in the world would Chamrajnagar—or Graff, if it was him—launch the shuttle anyway? Was catching me… — Orson Scott Card
No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns. — Cassandra Clare
Let's not get naughty. How about homicidal instead? — Lora Leigh
Sometimes, the Angel [of Music] leans over the cradle... and that is how there are little prodigies who play the fiddle at six better than… — Gaston Leroux
Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you'd like… — Christopher Moore
Lazy Lob and crazy Cob are weaving webs to wind me. I am far more sweet than other meat, but still they cannot find me!… — J.R.R. Tolkien
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty. — Craig Ferguson
And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the… — Jeaniene Frost
There is something powerful in the whispering of obscenities, about those in power. There's something delightful about it, something naughty, secretive, forbidden, thrilling. It's like… — Margaret Atwood
I think that others can drive a creature to naughtiness, always accusing and blaming them. After a while it must make the creature unhappy and… — Brian Jacques
Sophie said a bad word. In the dim light she had stubbed her toe on one of the many dusty bricks piled around the place.… — Diana Wynne Jones
Ah, there’s the governess voice. All stern and disapproving. It makes me feel like a naughty schoolboy. — Lisa Kleypas
Beatrix, do you know what happens to girls who ask such naughty questions?” “They’re ravished in haylofts?” she inquired hopefully. — Lisa Kleypas
Graystorm: You know Firestar was also very naughty, just like you. Bramblepaw: Really? He seems to be very responsible! Graystorm: Yes. I was there when… — Erin Hunter
And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?" Clary gnawed her lower lip. "So I hear." "And you kill them, too?" Simon asked,… — Cassandra Clare
This must be part of Mother Nature's master plan—making these boys so irresistibly cute, in such a naughty way, that the purity of their intentions… — Rachel Cohn
By the time we have our fifth and sixth you'll be a pro." Kane teased. He nuzzled Sebastien head. " Do you hear that, son… — Christine Feehan
Alec drew his hand back with a low whistle. "The Inquisitor meant business." "Of course she did. I'm a dangerous criminal. Or hadn't you heard?"… — Cassandra Clare
Weapons are allowed. Dirty tricks are expected. But try not to kill anybody!” Tantalus smiled at us like we were all naughty children. “Any killing… — Rick Riordan

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