Best Naughty Lines
290 Naughty quotes by 237 unique authors
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I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.
— Richard M. Nixon
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I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
— Ted Nugent
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I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
— Ted Nugent
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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
— George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
— George Orwell
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
— S. J. Perelman
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.…
— Emo Philips
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My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty…
— Gordon Ramsay
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You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
— Helen Reddy
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Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
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Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I have a dirty mouth sometimes, and I'm very liberal, and that doesn't always go down well in the film industry - especially when you've…
— Amanda Seyfried
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How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
— William Shakespeare
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All I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.
— Tupac Shakur
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
— George Bernard Shaw
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I'm a naughty sweetheart.
— Jessica Simpson
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I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.
— Leelee Sobieski
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Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.
— Britney Spears
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Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.
— Ben Stein
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I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest…
— Kristen Stewart
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I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful…
— Dorothy Stratten
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I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.
— Billy Sunday
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We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature.…
— David Suzuki
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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
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The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty…
— Sid Vicious
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