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If you punish a child for being naughty, and reward him for being good, he will do right merely for the sake of the reward;… — Immanuel Kant
Neither your life nor my life, nor the future of this country, will be affected in the slightest by whether Linda Tripp is naughty or… — Thomas Sowell
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. — Chauncey Depew
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. — Art Hoppe
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. — Redd Foxx
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt. — Mariella Frostrup
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count,… — Michael Palin
Steve Coogan does something for me. He is so naughty, but I quite fancy him. — Billie Piper
I hate to tell you, but it's not always pretty up there on Capitol Hill and there have been other scandals as you know that… — Tony Snow
I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents… — Macaulay Culkin
I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner.… — Diane Cilento
I love living with animals. And my children love animals. I love walking around and being with the horses. But the deer? They're naughty. — Stephanie Seymour
I am not a perfect being. . . . I have more faults than I know what to do with. I have a naughty temper.… — Helen Keller
We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. — Jessica Simpson
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? — Dorothy Parker
Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. — Roald Dahl
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. — Margaret Smith
O sweet spontaneous earth how often have the doting fingers of prurient philosophers pinched and poked thee ,has the naughty thumb of science prodded thy… — E E Cummings
I don't watch penalties in my hotel room. I watch naughty videos — Gianluigi Buffon
The undisciplined child enters into discipline by working in the company of others; not being told he is naughty.” “Discipline is, therefore, primarily a learning experience… — Maria Montessori
But if you close your eyes and listen to Palin and her most irate supporters constantly squawk or bellyache or tweet about how unfair a… — Matt Labash
The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my… — Larry Craig
We’re taught to do things the right way. But if you want to discover something that other people haven’t, you need to do things the… — James Dyson

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