Best Napoleon Lines
153 Napoleon quotes by 106 unique authors
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Symbologists often remarked that France-a country renowned for machismo, womanizing, and diminutive insecure leaders like Napoleon and Pepin the Short-could not have chosen a more…
— Dan Brown
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I'm tryna learn somethin new. I'm tryna find myself, I'm searchin deep for Kendrick Lamar, I read about Napoleon Hill and try to know God,…
— Kendrick Lamar
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Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris. But Gossip Girl travels faster. Bisou bisou.
— Gossip Girl
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Ah teach me bout Marco Polo and Napoleon. Nah teach me nothin' 'bout the river Nile bank. Where civilization it began. You say thou shall…
— Capleton
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You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a…
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon…
— Napoleon Dynamite
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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
— Napoleon Dynamite
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That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days.
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That…
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a…
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get…
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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High culture is nothing but a child of that European perversion called history, the obsession we have with goingforward, with considering thesequence of generations a…
— Unknown Author
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I'm tryna learn somethin new. I'm tryna find myself, I'm searchin deep for fletch flocka, I read about Napoleon Hill and try to know God,…
— Fletch Flocka
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