Napkin Quotes

49 quotes by 39 authors

With a stretch belt, anything can be a dress - a dinner napkin, a tablecloth, even a towel. Just wrap and snap, and away you… — Beth Ditto
I've been in more laps than a napkin. — Mae West
Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It, uh, dripped on… — James Patterson
Potassium cyanide," says the talent wrangler as she leans over to pick up a paper napkin off the floor. "Found naturally in the cassava or… — Chuck Palahniuk
She makes use of the soft of the bread for a napkin. She falls asleep at times with shoes on, on unmade beds. When a… — Anais Nin
I want to show you something,â€ I say. What?â€ He dabs at his lips with the napkin, and for a moment Iâ€™m wishing so hard… — Brad Barkley
Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid Iâ€™m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's like this when you fall hard for a musician. It's a crush with religious overtones. You listen to the songs and you memorize the… — Steve Almond
I'm afraid that my wife picked up a number of colorful expressions from the Yanks and such, Frank offered, with a nervous smile. True, I… — Diana Gabaldon
So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I had made. Setting… — Patrick Rothfuss
We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want. — Louisa May Alcott
...Why are all these masks winking?" Jason pointed around the room with his fork. The loremaster dabbed at his mouth with a frilled purple napkin.… — Brandon Mull
When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works. — Paulo Coelho
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better… — Daniel Handler
Crumb,â€ he said. â€œWhat?â€ A slight grin appeared on his face and then he reached out, without the napkin, and before I knew what he… — Unknown Author
Good?â€ Cam said. â€œRight?â€ I took another bite and nodded. â€œWell, I have a whole ton of them at home.â€ He stretched as he rolled… — Unknown Author
The stagflation of the 1970s blessed us with damaging wage and price controls and the utterly counterintuitive supply-side notion - famously drawn on a napkin… — Steven Rattner
I cough on the chorus, sneeze on that loose leaf Napkin. Nigga my loogies eat tracks up, now while my fan base adds up. — Unknown Author
If Hip Hop is all smoke and mirrors, then I'm the Windex and a napkin New dudes is whack, some vet's is has-been's Some were… — Joe Budden
Tuck My Napkin in My Shirt Cuz I'm Just Mobbin Like That — Drake

Who Wrote These Napkin Quotes

39 authors contributed a total of 49 Napkin Quotes, led by these top contributors: