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I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked. — Pamela Anderson
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked. — Gypsy Rose Lee
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for… — Clint Eastwood
Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head. — Bas Rutten
I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM POSING NAKED. FOR ME, IT IS ONLY WORK. — Unknown Author
The Naked Socialist connects the ancient order of oppression with the modern order of oppression. The Naked Socialist is a fabulous book and we need… — Unknown Author
When I went to Hollywood in 1927, the girls were wearing lumpy sweaters and skirts. I was wearing sleek suits and half naked beaded gowns… — Louise Brooks
Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty. — Mignon McLaughlin
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. — Barbara Kingsolver
A man without a horse is like a man without a weapon: stunted and naked. — Edward Abbey
The first serious consciousness of Nature's gesture - her attitude towards life-took form then as a phantasm, a nightmare, all insanity of force. For the… — Henry Adams
It happen'd one Day about Noon going towards my Boat, I was exceedingly surpriz'd with the Print of a Man's naked Foot on the Shore. — Daniel Defoe
When a mad man walks naked, it is his kinsmen who feel shame, not himself. — Chinua Achebe
I beat my children daily, with a shoe, because I don't want them to grow up fairies. At 9 p.m. I promptly play The Wall… — Thom Yorke
Anyone who clings to the historically untrue-and thoroughly immoral-doctrine that, 'violence never settles anything' I would advise to conjure the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and… — Robert A. Heinlein
The Italian landscape has always harmonized the vulgar and the Vitruvian: the contorni around the duomo, the portiere'S laundry across the padrone's portone, Supercortemaggiore against… — Robert Venturi
It's not that I'm against nudity. I'm German, I'm very open, in Germany they lay in the park naked. It's just the principle. — Claudia Schiffer
One evening at a hotel in New York I flipped around the television channels. Suddenly there on the public access channel was a voluptuous young… — Robert Bork
I want to live my life naked, with all my little naked kids naked in the garden. — Candice Swanepoel
There is no right or wrong reading of Naked Lunch, though some readings are more common, and thus Burroughs commercial is not the issue. — Rick Moody
I had a feeling that my generation-and me, also-we were naked. We did not belong to anything. — Aharon Appelfeld
We're just a conceited naked ape, but in our minds we're some 'divine legend' and we see ourselves as some sort of god, thinking we… — Paul Watson
I want to live in a world where Miley (or any female musician) can twerk wildly at 20, wear a full-cover floral hippie mumu at… — Amanda Palmer
In other words, let's give our young women the right weapons to fight with as they charge naked into battle, instead of ordering them to… — Amanda Palmer
Whether we be Italians or Frenchmen, misery concerns us all. Ever since history has been written, ever since philosophy has meditated, misery has been the… — Victor Hugo

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