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- PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull. — Ambrose Bierce
- PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and… — Ambrose Bierce
- NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. — Ambrose Bierce
- LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of… — Ambrose Bierce
- FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex. — Ambrose Bierce
- SACERDOTALIST, n. One who holds the belief that a clergyman is a priest. Denial of this momentous doctrine is the hardest challenge… — Ambrose Bierce
- INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition… — Ambrose Bierce
- EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends. — Ambrose Bierce
- BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends. — Ambrose Bierce
- SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave.… — Ambrose Bierce
- CENTAUR, n. One of a race of persons who lived before the division of labor had been carried to such a pitch… — Ambrose Bierce
- HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate. — Ambrose Bierce