My Toilet Quotes
- I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party. — Shania Twain
- Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much… — Alicia Silverstone
- I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my… — Bob Dylan
- Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I could be worse, you know." "How?" I asked, teasing. "I mean, I have a work of calligraphy over my toilet that reads, 'Bathe yourself… — John Green
- Your not worth the effort I even put in to cleaning my toilet! It's not even a shitty job compared to you! — Superman
- I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together. — Cuts And Scars
- Nigga I'm the shit, get the fuck up out my toilet. — Lil Wayne
- It blows my mind that anyone could be unkind to anyone. The guy clearing our plates is a person. I don't care if you're sweeping… — Minka Kelly
- I just recieved a restraining order from my toilet. — Nikhil Saluja
- Domestic violence is what I do to my toilet after eating Taco Bell. — Nikhil Saluja