Best My Therapist Quotes
- I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja
- I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja
- My therapist is a slice of pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
- My therapist is not talking to me until I follow him back. — Nikhil Saluja
- The treadmill is my therapist. (I stare at it from the couch) — Nikhil Saluja