My Own Ass Quotes
- I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman
- I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass. — Adam Brody
- I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary
- I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear. — Nikhil Saluja
- If I can't kiss my own ass what makes you think I'm going to kiss yours? — Nicole Hill
- If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass! — Adam Sandler
- I always serve the writer first because I'm English trained, even though I'm American. I don't protect my own ass, I protect the writer's ass… — Robert Englund
- BESIDE A PLACE NUMBERING NOW OVER TENTH YEAR CLOSE COMMUNICATION BROTHER TO BROTHER LUCK ON MY END EVERY SPOKEN POINT ACROSS HIS IS FIRST STRESS… — Unknown Author
- Alot of peoples talk shit behind the computer but soon as you meet up with them they softer then the tissue I use to wipe… — Frenchqueen