Best My Office Lines

140 My Office quotes by 125 unique authors

Cuddy: What are you doing here? A patient? House: No, a hooker. Came to my office instead of my home. — House MD
Welcome to the strippin' game, partner. Blue, you ain't nothin'. All you do is spin records, that's all you do. Who'd you think you is,… — The Players Club
I would like to express my rcpeest for your generosity giving support to folks who have the require for support with this theme. Your unique… — Justin
If I get a facial, the paparazzi are there. If I go to my office, they're there. We were followed all the way to Disneyland… — Courteney Cox
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld
So tired waking up half asleep as I walk to the bathroom and brush my teeth oh I'd rather stay home but I chose to… — Daneillia
Heart beating faster and faster as I think of the pain inside closing my eyes i see her face oh how I miss you Shenay-Leigh… — Daneillia
When you step inside my office, treat that shit like its the Oval. — Big Sean
It is hard to find time for everything. Its a balancing act, and I dont always do it perfectly. I make a conscious effort to… — Stephenie Meyer
My office — Raj
A Woman Never Say: The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. — Nikhil Saluja

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