Best My Foot Quotations

110 My Foot quotes by 98 unique authors

Those who have known me for years still can't figure me out. So how is it that those who I just met try and judge… — Superman
AMBER, today is the day when baby dragons will rise up and rule the earth! Wait, no, that's not right. Today is the day that… — Leslie
MY FOOT!:p HAHA! — Zarnab
While the world looks upon me as I struggle along,they say I have nothing but they are so wrong in my heart, I am rejocing… — Nyadida Nyaddzz
Help me. Fuck with my feelings again, I swear, I will stick my foot so far up your ass, you win gonna be able to… — Savannah J
You better leave me the hell alone unless you want my foot shoved up your ass. You hurt me once I aint lettin ou do… — Savannah J
But we don't have swim suits on!! Now he is grinning mischievously. Thats ok. He strips into his boxers and runs into the water going… — Jade
I grab all the stuff I need and shooed them out of the kitchen. Heath came back in right after. Need any help? Sure you… — Jade
Of course Jade we would love to keep you around! Dallas added his two cents. Yeah who is gonna clean the house like this? He… — Jade
He is biting my foot it really hurts — Almost_gone
I left the room with silent dignity, but caught my foot in the mat. — Unknown Author
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've… — Danny DeVito
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't… — Danny DeVito
This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my… — Danny DeVito
My foot stopped and my leg kept going. — Dwyane Wade
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please. Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze. — Shaggy
When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt like a wishbone. -Saul — Pineapple Express
Get used to it I don't get my foot in the door ima shoot through it I don't get a ride to the war ima… — Styles P
Im tatted from my face to my foot so my body reads like a good book — Nipsey Hussle
Shhhhhh, my foot sleeping on the gas. No brake pads. No such thing as last. — Lil Wayne
My foot was broken in the middle of a song... In front of 12 thousand fans and Taylor Swift...I won't tell you the words that… — Justin Bieber
How could a man cry while the crowd looks? Could you walk with me if I give you my foot? Didn't think you could.. — Tyga
I put my foot down on the gas to move towards the future but he holds his foot on the brake and makes me remain… — Leah
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass.… — Friday
You can make a lot of mistakes with hair because it grows back. Its tattoos where I would put my foot down. Theres no coming… — Paul Rudd

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