My Couch Quotes

24 My Couch quotes by 22 unique authors

I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious… — Gisele Bundchen
I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch. — Jennifer Lawrence
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend… — Brad Wilkerson
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, — Jennifer Lawrence
I don't have the time to curl up on my couch with a good book. — Angie Harmon
I have a great career, and no matter what I am doing, a big blockbuster movie... or my small documentary, David Letterman will call and… — Rosie Perez
I don't like going out that much. I'm kind of an old lady. After it's 11, I'm like, 'Don't these kids ever get tired?' When… — Jennifer Lawrence
I have a constitutional weakness in which I am very easily distracted by flashing lights. If there is a TV on in the room, I… — Rachel Maddow
It's the first time I'm going to be on my own this Christmas and I'm really looking forward to not having any cards or decorations… — Noel Gallagher
There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the… — Stephen Colbert
I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in… — Jack Kerouac
When I want to relax, I plop down on my couch and watch some great movie, usually a British drama - anything with Colin Firth. — Cobie Smulders
My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch. — Cristina Saralegui
I've learned I'm rarely able to stay at home and not work. If I try to 'just sit on my couch for a little while,'… — Kathryn Minshew
I rise from bed the first thing in the morning, leaving my couch not because I am dissatisfied with it, but because I cannot carry… — Edgar Wilson Nye
I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't… — Matt Damon
I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese food and sit on my couch… — Shemar Moore
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. — Sarah Silverman
For oft, when on my couch I lie in vacant or in pensive mood they flash upon that inward eye which is the bliss of… — William Wordsworth
I usually just end up at home on my couch - reading. — Chris Pine
Ugh, chandelier ceiling, my couch, dont sit with denim. My marble floors are killing, gold cars are so relentless. — Tyga
I've been on my couch watching the Olympics since 5:38 this morning. Can't turn it off! — Frankie Muniz
Looking very much forward to my couch and my cats. — Jay Baruchel
I remember this guy lit my couch on fire a couple of times. — James Hetfield

Who Wrote These My Couch Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 24 My Couch Quotes as follows: