My Cock Quotes
- Golddigger whores on my sack cuz my shirt tag irritate me, groupie cunts on my cock cuz I put a dollar in the tip jar… — Lil B
- Paris Hilton said that's hot when she saw my cock, that's hot — Hollywood Undead
- The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom. Once apon a time nobody gave a fuck its all said and… — Kid Cudi
- Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. — Superbad
- So all y'all blow my cock No security, the show don't stop. It's goin down then the fo' gon' pop. Yeah you fuckin with a… — D Block
- I would love to sux u as muchas u want mine....so come play with my cock... u kno u want me!! — Pitbull
- My cock is hard. — Unknown Author
- Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! — Ari Gold
- Silly mother fuckers looking awkward, so much dick riding that my cock hurt. — ASAP Rocky
- If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my… — Unkown
- My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it. — Nikhil Saluja
- My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock. — Nikhil Saluja