Best My Brains Quotes

45 My Brains quotes by 42 unique authors

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains. — Charles Portis
The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they… — Oscar Wilde
Just because I squeezed my gigantic bottom into men’s trousers, you needn’t assume my brains have shrunk to masculine size. — Loretta Chase
I won the argument against the knife that night, but barely. I had some other good ideas around that time--about how jumping off a building… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. — Chuck Palahniuk
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease
I have been racking my brains and can find no reply [to] this very reasonable question. I can only suggest that the fictional part of… — E. M. Forster
It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm… — Gillian Anderson
I'm so nervous. Anyways I don't how much longer I can last; if something doesn't happen soon I think I'm going to blow my brains… — Ream
If you value your life listen to what I gotta say about me so you watch yourself I'm that friendly easy side man whom you… — MrCountry
My hands might be hard my feet might be tought my skin ain't no city boys city's skin For I'm a hard worker My brain… — Michael Country
My brains aren't in my bra — Stella
I'll blow my brains in your lap. Lay here and die in your arms. — Eminem
Some people wonder why Ive changed. I didnt change; I just cleaned up my brains. — Ces Peta
I constantly wrack my brains, but unfortunately there's no manual for it. It's really important to be a role model. But I always try to… — Uma Thurman
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out — Unknown Author
Cupid, when next you plan on coming around ,please do so with a shutgun and aim for my brains . — Unkown
My brains tells me leave that alone before you get burn again. My heart whisper don't be afraid to love again. That constant battle being… — Glen Rambharack

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