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169 My Birthday quotes by 142 unique authors

I don't like to get things during the year, .. I like to wait for my birthday or Christmas. I may see something that I'll… — Dakota Fanning
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than… — Will Rogers
When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make… — Joy Browne
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. — Giada De Laurentiis
On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. — Eva Herzigova
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson
That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was… — Alan King
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and… — Queen Latifah
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. — Loretta Lynn
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my… — Susan Orlean
I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds. — Andy Roddick
I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I found out that… — Jon Scieszka
I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. — Amanda Seyfried
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. — Gloria Stuart
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but… — Johnny Vegas
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready… — Barry White
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
The night you gave me my birthday party... you were a young Lieutenant and I was a fragrant phantom, wasn't I? And it was a… — Zelda Fitzgerald
And now," he continued, speaking to Milo, "where were you on the night of July 27?" "What does that have to do with it?" asked… — Norton Juster
I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn't ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it… — Richard Brautigan
Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents… — Augusten Burroughs
Want any of this stuff? Jordan?... Nick?" I didn't answer. Nick?" he asked again. What?" Want any?" No... I just remembered that today's my birthday."… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! “Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up! — Rick Riordan
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a… — Charles M. Schulz

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