Mutant Quotes

52 quotes by 40 authors

• Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag… — Laurell K. Hamilton
• In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny… — James Patterson
• I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to… — James Patterson
• I left the clinic in a daze that had nothing to do with my head injury. Clear up in a week or so? How could… — Richelle Mead
• Disappear where?" You know what they say: Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself. — James Patterson
• I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak… — James Patterson
• Just for you non-sea-god types out there, don't go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my… — Rick Riordan
• If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that… — James Patterson
• Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch! — Darren Shan
• Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he was close. "Can… — James Patterson
• Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a… — Ilona Andrews
• I couldn’t leave Total behind.” “Total?” Iggy asked. “That’s what his card said,” Angel explained. “Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us… — James Patterson
• I just wish I could walk into my Senator’s office and say, “Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists…” But then… — James Patterson
• Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on a gun? — Ilona Andrews
• I am part-demon, part-human. What else does that make me?" She answered his question with one of her own. "I am part-centaur, part-human. Does that… — P. C. Cast
• The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead… — Ilona Andrews
• No, I love watching autopsies of disgusting mutant monsters — Michael Grant
• Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and… — Patton Oswalt
• Not saving you from this storm, mutant,” he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.” His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like… — James Patterson
• Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder. — Cassandra Clare

Who Wrote These Mutant Quotes

40 authors contributed a total of 52 Mutant Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 9 Mutant Quotes by James Patterson
• 4 Mutant Quotes by Ilona Andrews
• 2 Mutant Quotes by Richelle Mead
• 1 Mutant Quote by Michael Arnzen
• 1 Mutant Quote by Horace
• 1 Mutant Quote by Edward Lawrie Tatum
• 1 Mutant Quote by Lauren Oliver
• 1 Mutant Quote by Nora Roberts
• 1 Mutant Quote by Colin McEnroe
• 1 Mutant Quote by Paul Nurse
• 1 Mutant Quote by Mae Whitman
• 1 Mutant Quote by Ozzy Osbourne
• 1 Mutant Quote by Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
• 1 Mutant Quote by Lou Reed
• 1 Mutant Quote by Megan Fox
• 1 Mutant Quote by Matt Smith
• 1 Mutant Quote by Jodi Picoult
• 1 Mutant Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton
• 1 Mutant Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Mutant Quote by Darren Shan
• 1 Mutant Quote by P. C. Cast
• 1 Mutant Quote by Michael Grant
• 1 Mutant Quote by Patton Oswalt
• 1 Mutant Quote by Cassandra Clare
• 1 Mutant Quote by Anna Paquin