Best Mustard Quotations
- There's a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that is...The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours. -The Duchess — Alice In Wonderland
- If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja
- The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja
- I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja
- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja
- I never eat pussy without a mustard sauce. — Nikhil Saluja
- I like my women like I like my mustard, spread right on top of my wiener. — Nikhil Saluja