Mules Quotes

69 quotes by 66 authors

In the world of mules there are no rules. — Ogden Nash
There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule. — Mark Twain
Alexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both. — Marcus Aurelius
Not like I need an excuse to enjoy a Moscow mule, but this tray and six-mug set, handmade in Mexico with hammered recycled copper, makes… — Oprah Winfrey
Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes… — Harry Anderson
One of the things that most people aren't aware of when they think of the Civil War is the number of people and associated animals.… — Gary Miller
Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass… — Mark Twain
Antidepressants are the biggest fraud in the world. Number one, Prozac gives you a royal soft-on like you wouldn't believe, and number two you never… — Robert Evans
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe
I think writing a poem is like being a greyhound. Writing a novel is like being a mule. You go up one long row, then… — Ron Rash
My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three. — Mark E. Smith
Innovations, free thinking is blowing like a storm; those that stand in front of it, ignorant scholars like you, false scientists, perverse conservatives, obstinate goats,… — Mehmet Murat Ildan
Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule. — Bob Dylan
I'm just a pack mule. I've played leads and I've played character roles. Any actress in Hollywood will tell you as your age climbs, the… — Marcia Gay Harden
Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.--Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,--loses horse and mule. — Francois Rabelais
A mule has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity. — Robert Green Ingersoll
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. — Will Rogers
In 1964, when Lee Iacocca said, 'Shelby, I want you to make a sports car out of the Mustang,' the first thing I said was,… — Carroll Shelby
It seemed a strange thing to him, when earth was earth and rain was rain, that scrawny pines should grow in the scrub, while by… — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

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