Mouse Quotes

334 quotes by 266 authors

If the mouse won't come to the trap, put the trap near the mouse... — Melchor Lim
The mouse never takes the advice from the cat. — Vikrant Parsai
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - — Funny
Tough. Tough, indeed. I would say that Mickey Mouse had a greater influence on the American public than Shakespeare, Milton, Dante, Rabelais, Shostakovich, Lenin, and/or… — Charles Bukowski
This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray We went from nothing… — Iggy Azalea
Mouse was always depressed because he was afraid of cats. A great wizard took pity on him and turned him into a cat. Then he… — Paulo Coelho
The fundamental problem with vi is that it doesn't have a mouse and therefore you've got all these commands. — Bill Joy
All the children had to wear a gas mask in case of a gas attack by the Germans. They tried to make the masks like… — Gerald Scarfe
What is sport to the cat is death to the mouse — German Proverb
Mighty mouse charm appraised that, just bout 50 Gotta shine like Diddy, cross em up like Bibby, Many men wanna kill me but I'm not… — Gucci Mane
You say one more word Chamillionaire, I swear to God, I'm a click this mouse pad at your career so damn hard, I'm a type… — Chamillionaire
What they have at Chuckie Cheese that we dont have at our house, you wanna see a mouse...stand there...pull the refridgerator out the wall. — George Lopez
When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ' you wanna see a… — George Lopez
Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah... — Minnie Mouse
Hmm, maybe. Oh, Mickey Mouse! You forgot, didn't you? — Minnie Mouse
Well everybody that's our show. Thank you for spending Christmas Eve at the House of Mouse. Here's wishing everybody a Merry Christmas and a safe… — Mickey Mouse
Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests. — Mickey Mouse
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin' — Kevin Hart
It's a little simpler than people think. It's not so much a Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse record as the two of us together being something… — Gnarls Barkley
A woman and a mouse. they carry a tale whereever they go — A Woman And A Mouse

Who Wrote These Mouse Quotes

266 authors contributed a total of 334 Mouse Quotes, led by these top contributors: