Motor Oil Quotes

10 Motor Oil quotes by 9 unique authors

• Trying to run Congress without human relationships is like trying to run a car without motor oil. Should we be surprised when the whole thing… — Jonathan Haidt
• I became a real Shell Motor Oil expert, and I did this 25-minute film. It turned out really well and, as a result, they offered… — Renny Harlin
• We have a project with Unocal here in Los Angeles, where we as an environmental organization, the oil company, and the state all get together… — Ted Danson
• Patience is like good motor oil. It doesn't remove all the contaminants. It just puts them into suspension so they don't get into your works… — Cornelius Plantinga
• Slice open one of my veins and cartoons will pour out; open another vein and you'll get a flood of motor oil. — John Lasseter
• I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. — Warren Zevon
• For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after… — Chuck Palahniuk
• Holly, I understand that you are upset because Gemma pulled down your ants, but why did you think pouring motor oil inside her backpack is… — Wendelin Van Draanen
• Who cared whether you could change motor oil when you could snap a rottweiler’s neck in 2.8 seconds? Now there was a practical skill. — Kelley Armstrong
• I have motor oil running through my veins. — John Lasseter

Who Wrote These Motor Oil Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 10 Motor Oil Quotes as follows:

• 2 Motor Oil Quotes by John Lasseter
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Wendelin Van Draanen
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Warren Zevon
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Ted Danson
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Renny Harlin
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Kelley Armstrong
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Jonathan Haidt
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Cornelius Plantinga
• 1 Motor Oil Quote by Chuck Palahniuk