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• I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do… — Erma Bombeck
• My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school,… — Maya Angelou
• I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers
• One evening, when I was yet in my nurse's arms, I wanted to touch the tea urn, which was boiling merrily ...… — John Ruskin
• I'm very glad my mother didn't let me quit piano lessons at age 10. She said I wasn't old enough or good… — Condoleezza Rice
• Until I got married, when I used to go out, my mother said good bye to me as though I was emigrating. — Thora Hird
• My mother said I was a star when I was about four years old. That's all I need. — Jonathan Rhys Meyers
• The last thing my mother said to me was, 'SuSu, your life is a celebration of everything that is cheap and tawdry.'… — Unknown Author
• The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’. — Les Dawson
• I remember nothing about it except a philological fact. My mother said nothing about the dragon, but pointed out that one could… — J.R.R. Tolkien
• You get to Alcatraz by being the worst of the worst. Unless you're me. I came here because my mother said I… — Gennifer Choldenko
• My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because… — Lea DeLaria

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