Morgan Quotes

110 quotes by 84 authors

Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?',and I… — Bill Engvall
I did a movie called 'Dudes.' Also 'Hot Shots' and 'Morgan Stewart's Coming Home.' I did a bunch of them. I checked my IMDB page,… — Jon Cryer
JP Morgan Bank is foreclosing on the Long Island mansion owned by Victoria Gotti, the 46-year-old daughter of Mafia boss John Gotti. In related news...the… — Seth Meyers
Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, Morgan Freeman and Barbara Streisand will be recognized at the Kennedy Center Honors this December...as the worst version of The Who… — Seth Meyers
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life. — Unknown Author
When I was in high school I was a really huge SNL fan. I remember the cast around the time I started watching it-Will Ferrell,… — Aubrey Plaza
-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are you… — Sheryne Brooks
How am I going to spend Valentine`s Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to… — Alisa Lynn
O, pluck was he to the backbone and clear grit through and through; Boasted and bragged like a trooper; but the big words wouldn't do;… — Constance Fenimore Woolson
Man I wish Morgan Freeman would do my outgoing voicemail. — Kal Penn

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