Moose Quotes

39 quotes by 30 authors

It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the edge of the… — Tom Bodett
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a… — Theodore Roosevelt
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope
If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose. — Samuel Goldwyn
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You'… — Woody Allen
Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is… — Kurt Angle
I feel as fit as a bull moose. — Theodore Roosevelt
Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta and Ontario are… — Alex Shoumatoff
As we lay huddled together under the tent, which leaked considerably about the sides, with our baggage at our feet, we listened to some of… — Henry David Thoreau
When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey,… — Henry David Thoreau
Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not… — Ina May Gaskin
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. — Mikey Way
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it — Groucho Marx
Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something tourists… — Tom Bodett
I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. — Eminem
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk… — Gerald R. Ford
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than… — Henry David Thoreau
Okay, let's talk about cartoon labels for half a second - some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien… — Gary Vaynerchuk
The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus. — Mary Oliver
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. — Tao Lin

Who Wrote These Moose Quotes

30 authors contributed a total of 39 Moose Quotes, led by these top contributors: