Moose Quotes

39 quotes by 30 authors

Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be… — Tao Lin
Let's take my truck," Jim said as he hit the gravel. "Less noise." And it has a radio, right?" With tragic concentration Adrian started warming… — J R Ward
Iâ€™m beginning to sense a theme,â€ Mircea said, tossing his suit coat over a buckskin-covered chair. A moose head with huge, outspread antlers loomed over… — Karen Chance
Hey, moose!â€ I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now weâ€™ll both die with honor! Shut up,… — Rick Riordan
You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?" "I've a knife in my boot," she… — Kristin Cashore
In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn't stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element. — Neal Shusterman
Let's go. We're supposed to rendezvous with the Captain at the lake. Oh, and try to keep the noise down. You sound like a panicked… — Maria V. Snyder
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen
Hey! Guy with scary eyes?" Madison called out. "You know what a moose does when someone insults her family?" Ivan raised his eyebrows. "She does… — Rick Riordan
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. — Bill Bryson
You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then? — Kristin Cashore
And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you're done with training, you should be able to kick a hole… — Cassandra Clare
You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone. — Jim Butcher
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. — Kiera Cass
The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. — Rick Riordan
U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt has been described as founder of the Bull Moose Party, the man who led his troops up San Juan Hill in… — Zig Ziglar
I played with Sam Lay, Jimmy Reed, Big Walter Horton, Big Moose Walker, and all those guys. — Jimmy Smith
I should be pleased to meet man in the woods. I wish he were to be encountered like wild caribous and moose. — Henry David Thoreau
Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It's very cute.… — Caroline Dhavernas

Who Wrote These Moose Quotes

30 authors contributed a total of 39 Moose Quotes, led by these top contributors: