Month Quotes

1230 Month quotes by 1016 unique authors

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now… — Jay Leno
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? — David Letterman
It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going… — Lindsay Lohan
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will… — Bill Maher
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month… — Thomas Mann
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them. — Katherine Mansfield
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. — Demetri Martin
I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for… — Jenny McCarthy
Last month, the Iraqi people went to the polls, voting in their first free election in more than 50 years. — John M. McHugh
Black History Month must be more than just a month of remembrance; it should be a tribute to our history and reminder of the work… — Marty Meehan
As we celebrate Black History Month we should be grateful for the achievements they made and inspired by their legacies to continue their work. — Marty Meehan
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year… — H. L. Mencken
Dread, which is closely related to fear, steals the ability to enjoy ordinary life and makes people anxious about the future. It keeps them from… — Joyce Meyer
I worked with the same trainer that worked with Denzel Washington in THe Hurricane. It was three months of training, five days a week, 4… — Wentworth Miller
New York is such a competitive place; it tears people apart. People come here and, if they can't make it in the first month, they… — Unknown Author
Ask anyone on Social Security if their check comes on time every month. Like clockwork. And it comes through the so-called dilapidated U.S. mail. My… — Michael Moore
I don't believe that the Bush Administration had something to do with September 11th. I do believe that there were a lot of warning signals,… — Michael Moore
I binge write. I think it's because I started seriously writing by participating in National Novel Writing Month, an online-based challenge to write 50,000 words… — Erin Morgenstern
And Clinton was like that - he saw the whole playing field. He didn't just see the event that he was at or the circumstances… — Dee Dee Myers
I can tell you one thing, Iran is closer to developing nuclear weapons today than it was a week ago, or a month ago or… — Benjamin Netanyahu
After drama school I did a seven-month tour of Europe performing in 'Romeo and Juliet.' I played Romeo. — Clive Owen
The iPhone calendar isn't bad, but it isn't great, either. It only offers a day view and a month view - it doesn't have a… — Susan Orlean
The way to build your savings is by spending less each month. — Suze Orman
Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward your… — Suze Orman
Find $50 a month for savings. No excuses! — Suze Orman

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