Monster Quotes

744 quotes by 526 authors

If the hideous monster Frankenstein came face to face with the monster of marijuana he would drop dead of fright. — Harry J. Anslinger
I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at… — Ahmet Zappa
If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water. — George Carlin
The idolatry of food cuts across class lines. This can be seen in the public's toleration of a level of cruelty in meat production that… — Brian Reynolds Myers
Come, come, come. Without a monster or two it's not a quest, merely a gaggle of friends wandering about. — A A Milne
As Herman Melville wrote of that seagoing monster of a man Captain Ahab, â€œAll mortal greatness is but disease. — Nathaniel Philbrick
At this day . . . the earth sustains on her bosom many monster minds, minds which are not afraid to employ the seed of… — John Calvin
Here we find the moat of thieves. And just as a lizard, with a quick, slick slither, Flicks across the highway from hedge to hedge,… — Dante Alighieri
For those of us who live in the shadow of this noisy monster, there aren't too many of us who are sorry to see it… — Anthony Weiner
Who o'er the herd would wish to reign, Fantastic, fickle, fierce, and vain! Vain as the leaf upon the stream, And fickle as a changeful… — Walter Scott
If we evolved a race of Isaac Newtons, that would not be progress. For the price Newton had to pay for being a supreme intellect… — Aldous Huxley
The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow… — Jack Handey
Hiroshima does not look like a bombed city. It looks as if a monster steamroller had passed over it and squashed it out of existence. — Wilfred Burchett
It is hard to look at the tumor and not come away with the feeling that one has encountered a powerful monster in its infancy — Siddhartha Mukherjee
The best part was watching Journey grow into this monster. The band was huge, playing these enormous gigs. — Neal Schon
I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass. — Jim Butcher
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet,… — Jack Handey
I think my favorite monster movie is "Gone With the Wind", because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster. — Jack Handey
O miserable man, what a deformed monster has sin made you! God made you "little lower than the angels"; sin has made you little better… — Joseph Alleine
I thought I was playing the world champion, not some 27-eyed monster who sees everything in all positions. — Tony Miles

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