Momma Quotes

163 Momma quotes by 113 unique authors

I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education. — Tom Sizemore
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart… — Tori Spelling
I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to… — Jerry Reed
My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation for… — Josh Turner
Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy. — Unknown Author
I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him. — Shelby Lynne
I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was… — Barry Bonds
I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and… — Kim Coates
I love my mother Ali so much. I'm a momma's boy. I just have a very cool mom. It's not as though I had any… — Hayden Christensen
Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. — Ludacris
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker
Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried. — Merle Haggard
Everyone in my family can sing - my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was that kid who… — Ester Dean
My music teacher was like, "Ester, you need to pay attention in class." I'm like, "No miss lady, 'cause I can sing." I didn't want… — Ester Dean
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into… — Steve Harvey
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words. — Dolly Parton
Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes. — Stephenie Meyer
Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. — Will Rogers
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would be unable to… — Maya Angelou
When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap,"… — Rachel Caine
She smacked him so hard his momma felt it. — Rachel Caine
I don’t know how you’ve managed a tan,” Daydra said, “but you’ll have to keep it up, and talk like a pirate. If you want… — Brent Weeks
Momma said that ghosts couldn't move over water. That's why Africans got trapped in the Americas.. They kept moving us over the water, stealing us… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Hey,” the other said, coming to life. “You’re supposed to be in jail.” Al grinned at him, his white-gloved grip tightening on the wooden handle,… — Kim Harrison

Who Wrote These Momma Quotes

113 authors contributed a total of 163 Momma Quotes, led by these top contributors: