Momma Quotes

163 Momma quotes by 113 unique authors

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into… — Steve Harvey
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words. — Dolly Parton
Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes. — Stephenie Meyer
Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. — Will Rogers
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would be unable to… — Maya Angelou
When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap,"… — Rachel Caine
She smacked him so hard his momma felt it. — Rachel Caine
I donâ€™t know how youâ€™ve managed a tan,â€ Daydra said, â€œbut youâ€™ll have to keep it up, and talk like a pirate. If you want… — Brent Weeks
Momma said that ghosts couldn't move over water. That's why Africans got trapped in the Americas.. They kept moving us over the water, stealing us… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Hey,â€ the other said, coming to life. â€œYouâ€™re supposed to be in jail.â€ Al grinned at him, his white-gloved grip tightening on the wooden handle,… — Kim Harrison
Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe — Rick Bragg
I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what she… — Dolly Parton
All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put… — Steve Harvey
After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. — Dolly Parton
I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria… — Larry Hagman
The Lord has been there from wanting to be a momma, to having a wonderful childhood life and dreaming of having a good motherhood as… — Ashton Shepherd
Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday. You just go to LIV after church on Sunday. Oh Lord, oh Lord we're not… — Drake
Momma will be forever remembered with the love, kindness, and warmth she brought to so many lives. Grief is something that all must travel in… — Tammi Post
My momma always said, Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. — Unknown Author
You've strung me along for far to long cause I never gave the fight until now! It's gonna hit you hard till you see stars… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Momma Quotes

113 authors contributed a total of 163 Momma Quotes, led by these top contributors: